Dear Middle-Aged Morons,
Please stop paying for porn.
No matter how much
disposable income you have, there is really no excuse for it. You should stop
paying for porn for one or perhaps both of the following two reasons:
A. Porn
sucks. It's fake. Stupid. Dehumanizing.
B. Porn
is free, easy to find, even somewhat hard to avoid.
Here's the puzzle I can't figure out. How stupid does somebody have to be to pay
for something that an 11-year-old could find for free with 2 minutes and an
internet connection? And if you're that dumb, how do you manage to make enough
money to afford this type of thing in the first place? It's mind-boggling.
Pornography is a 12 billion dollar per year industry in this country alone. But
what if it weren't? What if you stopped? What if everyone just stopped paying
for it? Well, then they'd have to stop making it. It's a business, and no matter
how you look at it, businesses don't thrive if they don't make money. They do
not survive. They die.
If you're someone who has devoted time to watching porn, then you may be asking,
"Is that a good thing?" The short answer is: Yeah, this would be a
very good thing. Try to stay with my logic here.
1. Let's
acknowledge the fact that there is enough porn already. It's
all been done. And it has a handful of sequels and spin-offs already. Whether or
not you liked the first one, Logjammin' #48 is enough logjammin' to last a
millennium. Even if (heaven forbid) porn production could not continue, there is
enough footage to satisfy any freak in this world.
2. Let
us consider the actors. There are two
types. The first one is the kind that only comes around once. Luke Ford, a
pornography gossip columnist for many years, observed, "Most girls who
enter the porn industry do one video and quit. The experience is so painful,
horrifying, embarrassing, humiliating for them that they never do it
again."
Then there's that second type. You know...the junkies. The ones who need the
attention, no matter how degrading a thing they must do to get it. These people
are usually morons, have loose morals and looser sphincters, and don't act like
real people so much as like depraved sex-hungry addicts. There is a fair chance
they struggle to spell their own names about half of the time.
Do you really want to punish some struggling model for making one mistake? Or
feed the egos of people addicted to the attention, who no longer care where it
comes from?
3. Let's
not forget about the advertising. Marketing
porn is big business too, and these people will stoop to even lower levels than
regular advertisers. A large amount of SPAM is circulated on behalf of porn
sites. Banner ads, popup ads, spyware, adware, dialers, you name it...porn sites
are one of the top distributors of every variety of malware, often just to serve
you ads.
Do you really have money to waste to feed this parasite? Wouldn't it be better
spent on your child's education? Or perhaps to help some innocent soul that
actually needs it to eat?
I understand that it isn't so easy to just give up a part of your life. And I'm
not asking you to give up porn if you're not ready. All I'm asking you to do is
to stop paying for it. It's really very simple. Just go online, and don't give
out your credit card. That's it. You'll save money and make the world a better
place all at the same time.
Many Thanks For Doing Everything I say,
FussyPucker
Copyright 2006 FussyPucker.