They follow you around everywhere. Nothing about that could ever get annoying, RIGHT? That mouse trail is nothing. It could be a lot worse:
I Love You Sarah
Peggy Mary Mom
There's a girl who works at a grocery store I go to a lot, mainly because it's open until 1AM. She's a very friendly, cute, glasses-wearing Asian chick with a tattoo of four Chinese characters on her arm. I couldn't help but ask her what they meant, and she was all too happy to tell me, "Everything visible is empty." That's quite an unusual statement, and I had to think about it for a few seconds before it hurled my mind into vexing wonder at how confusing I find other people can be.
Why would you need to make a physical marking to say that everything visible is empty? I mean, if everything visible is empty, then what good could it do for anyone to see the visible tattoo? Bluh.
I don't get it. I really don't. And people invariably supply strange answers as to why they get tattooed.
"They look cool."
WHAT? I've never seen a cool-looking tattoo on anyone over 50. Or male. Or not insanely hot to begin with.
"I never want to forget..."
Anything you're really in danger of forgetting is something not worth burning onto your body.
"I love snakes/pirates/knives."
SO? I love buffalo jerky, but you don't see me gluing slabs of it onto my arm.
"________ is the greatest rock band in history."
Unless you said Nirvana, you're wrong. Actually, you're wrong no matter what.
"I wanted to express my individuality."
Read: "...to piss off daddy."
[Retarded religious reason.]
God will like you better, because of a tattoo you got? Yeah, that makes sense. I think that's what Leviticus 19:28 says. Something to the effect of: "I made you, but I forgot to put my son's picture on your chest."
"I find them sexy."
Give it a few years until the skin starts to sag and your Barbie tat starts to look like Rosie O'Donnell.
"I was drunk."
Finally some honesty. I will accept that answer.
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