Let's Have A Conversation About Weather.

Sure is hot today. Ooh yeah, but not as hot as yesterday. Yeah, yesterday was a scorcher. They said tomorrow is going to be hot too. We might break records this year. Last year we broke some record or other, didn't we? Yeah, I remember that. Man, I wish I were [some place further from the equator]. Yeah, we all wish that. But then you'd have to deal with cold weather too. Cold weather means cold people. Or does it? I think so. Don't you? Yeah, or maybe the exact opposite. They broke some records up there too last year. Yup, I do believe they did. Weather just keeps getting more interesting all the time. Sure is hot today. There's really nice weather over in [place with nicer weather than present location] . Wish we were there right now. That would be the life, sitting out on the porch drinking lemonade and talking about the weather (with people who also have really colorful things to say about it). I hear the sun there isn't as harsh as the sun here. But then they say the sun is harsh anywhere. I think maybe some place is nicer. Yeah, must be. Just glad it's a couple degrees cooler than yesterday. It sure is hot today.

The weather is so interesting. I could just sit and talk about it forever. Every last nuance of it perks me up without fail. What I really want out of life is to sit and talk about the weather every day with people I barely know.

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