One More Reason I Don't Buy Nice Clothes

I'm one sloppy bastard of an eater. I spill every time, typically focusing where it counts: grape juice, tomato sauce, oily Chinese food. I aim for anything white and I damn near never miss. It's a wonder anything actually reaches from the fork to my mouth.

Once I bought this really awesome shirt, but then I ruined it by spilling an entire bowl of thick chili all over it. Just kidding. I never bought a nice shirt. I would never, because I know what that's asking for.

  

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