One More Reason I Don't Buy Nice Clothes
I'm one sloppy bastard of an eater. I spill every time,
typically focusing where it counts: grape juice, tomato sauce, oily Chinese
food. I aim for anything white and I damn near never miss. It's a wonder
anything actually reaches from the fork to my mouth.
Once I bought this really awesome shirt, but then I ruined it by spilling an
entire bowl of thick chili all over it. Just kidding. I never bought a nice
shirt. I would never, because I know what that's asking for.
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