Top 10 Things To Say To Larouche Solicitors On The Street
   

10. You're like really aggressive homeless people, only not as kind.

9. When was the last presidential election that guy DIDN'T run in? 1980?

8. How old are you? *singing* I believe the children are our future...

7. I always vote for the best looking candidate. Sorry...

6. Why'd he go to jail again...tax evasion? That's not so good for a politician, is it?

5. I WORSHIP Cheney.

4. How do I feel about saving the Democratic party? How does Larouche feel about NOT running in the next election?

3. *singing* Larouche, Larouche, Larouche is on fire...

2. What do you do for a living? Do they pay your room and board?

(Note: I have asked this, and the answer is yes. The LarouchePAC Youth movement covers room and board.)
 
1. I am a scientologist. How would you like to join my BIGGER cult?

 

Fuck Linden Larouche. Oh, and fuck Scientology too. You know, in case that needs to be said.

 

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