All posts, by date:
Audio: The Good Grinch's
Day After Xmas
12/26/08
Get your free trip to
Israel.
09/05/08
Things People Say That Should Earn Them a Kick to the Throat
06/24/08
Deodorant...Stinks.
04/30/08
For the legendary Bruce
Dickinson.
04/26/08
Jon Stewart doesn't
really capture my apathy.
04/20/08
Ethos Water: Bottling
Self-Righteousness Since 2002
02/18/08
Seduction
Secrets For The Whole Year
02/15/08
Preachy
Optimists = 1 Reason Pessimism Persists
01/29/08
I am being SPAMMED by a
genius.
01/26/08
Me: 1, Supreme Court: 0
01/15/08
Roses
Are Red, Now Shut Up I'm Trying To Sleep.
01/01/08
On Cleanliness
11/13/07
The
LORD is Coming!
11/09/07
Fine then, I will
emulate him then. It's my website, I do what I want.
10/20/07
Mixed Up
10/14/07
If you eat enough
preservatives, you'll live forever.
09/25/07
Indeed,
no good deed goes...
09/22/07
Truth - A Little
Slice
09/02/07
Jeopardy and Windows have this in
common.
08/21/07
Dear...God
08/17/07
On
Defining "Good" And "Bad" Music
07/29/07
Can you have too much of
a good thing?
07/11/07
You know
what the best reason for getting a tattoo is?
07/03/07
Wake Up
06/27/07
Do you hate tests?
06/25/07
An Inconvenienter
Truth: "Global Warming Ain't Not Real."
06/24/07
Double negatives are a no
no.
06/11/07
"Nobody Understands."
06/10/07
Dine Properly,
an instructional.
06/06/07
Celebrities That
Look Like Animals
05/28/07
Zero, One, &
Infinity...
05/27/07
The
Gayest Snacks On Earth
05/21/07
Superlatives
are the best.
05/20/07
Lean
05/18/07
Am Req
05/17/07
I have pubes growing out of my neck.
05/09/07
Any guy who would starve without Carl's
Jr....should.
05/08/07
one
more dickhole style of internet writing
05/06/07
I couldn't define greedy
04/10/07
When Violence Isn't
Funny (Don't See Reno 911)
04/08/07
i write two
prayerpledge. you like?
04/06/07
Bleh. Blog. Blatantly Babyish Babbling.
03/29/07
Jaywalking in LA
03/24/07
On The Boundless Greatness of Duct Tape
03/19/07
Shame - It
does a body good.
03/15/07
Amusingly Fake Customer Service
03/12/07
iat·ro·gen·ic
03/09/07
Holy
War = War on Free Thought = War on Drugs = Bullshit = War on Terrorism
03/01/07
Who
Are You?
02/28/07
Here's
an uncomfortable logic problem.
02/26/07
All Kidding Aside--The Things I Like About Starbucks
02/21/07
I
am better than Andy Warhol.
02/18/07
Scattered
Ramblings About Love
02/14/07
Comfortable?
Let's talk about the V word.
02/09/07
Here
is a short list of activities more productive than conspiracy theorizing.
02/05/07
The
REAL Master Race
02/04/07
You
know what the problem with the internet is?
02/03/07
Lost
Peace
01/28/07
Limiting
Population Growth
01/23/07
hate
hate hate
01/22/07
title
01/21/07
The
Asshole Olympics with Google Presiding as Judge
01/19/07
No
More __________ , Please!
01/17/07
Where
You Look
01/14/07
A
Quick Break
01/04/07
I
Will Fight Dr. Phil
12/27/06
Christmas
12/25/06
Da
Man vs. The Man
12/20/06
How
To: Make a Pun in Casual Conversation
12/19/06
I
sleep better when it rains
12/17/06
Chanukkah
12/16/06
Nice
Legs, Ahmadinejad.
12/12/06
Make
it short and make it sweet
12/10/06
Purple
Black Gold
12/09/06
What
The US Needs Now
12/05/06
Is
This A Clever Title?
12/04/06
Dear
Middle-Aged Morons
12/02/06
Fiery
Home Sweet 111
11/29/06
And
it's case sensitive.
11/27/06
I'm
Old.
11/25/06
Thanksgiving
11/23/06
Dear
Santa
11/16/06
Quizno's
= Subway - Nutritional Information + $5 for Toasting
11/13/06
A
Typical Day in My Jew Life
11/12/06
Repairing The Voting
Machines
11/08/06
This
Message is a Violation of the Sabbath
11/03/06
Free
To Bend
10/31/06
Survey:
What Do Your Shoes Say About You?
10/30/06
The
Worst Kind of Advertising
10/28/06
An
Alternative to the 10 Commandments
10/28/06
Poop
= Love
10/26/06
That's
The Buzzer - Game Over
10/03/06
Block my banner, please.
09/28/06
i
write two proverb. you like?
09/23/06
Which Bank
Sucks Hardest?
09/21/06
Fox
News - yOUR Network
09/20/06
Today
I Wish To Share A Small Secret
09/17/06
Sarcasm
is Good for the Soul
09/11/06
The
REAL Cure For Loneliness
09/10/06
Impressions
of a First-Time Juror
09/09/06
Nice
work if you can get it, and, if you get it, stop blowing already!
09/09/06
One
More Reason I Don't Buy Nice Clothes
09/06/06
When
life gives you lemons,
08/28/06
Repetition
is funny.
08/26/06
Gyms
= Dumb Folk Factories
08/25/06
Gourmet
- An Utterly Meaningless Label
08/20/06
A
Short List of Bands that Suck
08/15/06
LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA
08/11/06
What
A Cute Little Doggy
08/08/06
Mel
Gibson is responsible for all the wars of the world.
08/02/06
Chess
is Finite
07/30/06
I'm
not one of the party people.
07/28/06
"How
Are You?" Responses - A Quick Translation
07/27/06
The
greatest freedom and the greatest slavery I've known are the same...
07/26/06
The
True Definition of a Coward = Bush
07/25/06
Why
I Write
07/23/06
Am
I Racist?
07/21/06
McDonald's
Latest Radio Ad
07/19/06
Cookies
- Better Than Sequels
07/18/06
The
Internet - Born Around 1983, Now Dead
07/17/06
Other People's Crap Smells
07/'16/06
Grumpy
& Dirty - The 2 Types of Old Men
07/14/06
How
To Enjoy New York
07/12/06
Oh,
Grandma
07/11/06
The
Big Apple Needs A Bath
07/10/06
Welcome
to New York, Out of Lubrication.
07/09/06
Whatever
You Do, Do NOT Say Fuck.
07/06/06
I
Hate Porn
07/05/06
Snapple:
Made From The Best High Fructose Corn Syrup On Earth
06/27/06
Don't
Call Me "Bro."
06/26/06
Let's
have a conversation about weather.
06/23/06
5
Things People Laugh About Which Aren't Really Funny
06/22/06
Your
makeup is disgusting and isn't fooling anybody.
06/17/06
Put
This On the Radio, Jack FM: Eat My Ass.
06/10/06
I've
figured out what Emo really is and why I hate it so.
06/07/06
Top
10 Things to Say to Larouche Solicitors on the Street
06/05/06
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