Me, after the last poor decision I'll ever have to watch them make.
Fuck NBC and Fuck Carl's Jr.
The show, Heroes, tonight took yet another "crazy
turn" when blah blah blah blah blah blah...They showed me some thoroughly
shameless product placement is what they did. It actually distracted me from the
show. I couldn't fucking believe it. I should have been able to believe it. I
mean, it's network TV. Integrity and dignity aren't exactly what they're known
for.
They're going to ruin that fucking show. I just know it. They're gonna stretch
it and stretch it right up until there's no money to be made anymore. Sure, I
hope I'm wrong. But, let's face it, I'm not. They're going to turn it into
something cruddy long before they figure out what exactly it was that viewers
actually liked. Anyone remember Sliders? Exactly.
What a bunch of fucksacks. NBC and fucking television with it's fucking
elaborate stories to sell you fucking bullshit you don't want and don't need
plus some superfuckingficially unbiased versions of current events. I don't know
how anyone anywhere tolerates it. I don't know how I've ever done it. This is
gonna happen pretty soon:
"What's this?" asks the scientist as the little girl hands him a
folded piece of paper.
"It'll protect you from the boogeyman," she replies with regard to her
thinly veiled advertisement. Or she said something similar, a miraculously cute
line that couldn't possibly even begin to distract me from the fact that there
was a big, fat, disgusting Carl's Jr. ad right in the middle of the fucking
screen:
Or it could be an ad for Hardee's, depending on whether the star
was tilted or not? An argument could be had. But it doesn't matter. I hate them
both. And they're both owned by the same soulless parent company anyway.
You've gone too far this time, CARL'S/HARDEE'S/CKE RESTAURANTS. Now watch as I
exact retribution on you and your bullshit slogans.
Everybody knows your product sucks. You're like cigarette companies. Your only hope is to choke people by their own addiction. You're a virus whose death is imminent. You're even more dead than that dung you try to pass off as food.
What? Everyone everywhere has already fucked Paris Hilton? Damn.
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